Meow, Meow.

Shit I say when I am drunk. ‎”Yeah you bitches wanna crawl but you’re to weak....

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 23:21:18 -0500

Shit I say when I am drunk.

‎”Yeah you bitches wanna crawl but you’re to weak. You’re not a student, you’re nothing but a bitch!”

“Bitch you might be a student, but I’m a TEACHA!”

“Me: *COUGH, COUGH*

Random guy: That doesn’t sound good.

Me: What the FUCK do you know?”

“The cure to hiccups; seven GULPS of wataaa!”

I love this.

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 11:53:03 -0500

I love this.

Nights to remember- I love them. Especially when you don’t necessary remember all that...

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 08:02:00 -0500

Nights to remember- I love them. Especially when you don’t necessary remember all that occurred and rely on the stories you’re friends tell you the morning after. Ah yes, nothing like conversing while craving a litre of water and greasy breakfast from a dive-like diner. Of course these tales seem slightly exaggerated but nonetheless entertaining with a side of shameful regret.

A group of us took the train downtown Toronto for Daryl’s birthday. That ride gives you 40 minutes to get as drunk as possible. In my case it was 2 bottles of Pinot and I was feeling like a champion. We hit up a little club called Dance Cave where they play alterna-rock that you can dance to. I was feeling a little thirsty mid dance and went to get a beverage. With dismal wine selection, I settled for my “go-to-bar-drink” vodka cran. I could have sworn I gulped down a mere 2, but I was later advised it was at least 5, (Exaggeration perhaps?). Anyway, after being there for an hour, Daryl and I split from the crew and went to the Village. My goodness. As a straight women, I was a little apprehensive how I would do at a gay bar, but my experience was nothing short of awesome!

We ended up meeting a group of people who were heading to a bar/club and tagged along with them to a place called Cruise. After getting in, we checked our coats with a lovely tranny and proceeded to the bar for more vodka crans. By this point I was in a drunken haze and separated from Daryl. I found myself front row at a drag show cheering on the performers like I was a huge fan. I had never seen a show like this before, and I remember thinking “Where the fuck are their penis’?”. These want-to-be women were rocking body suits sans bulge! Say whaaaa!?

Also, some chick kept grabbing my tush. And if you know me, you know I have NO ASS whatsoever, so I came to the conclusion the touching was her merely looking for it. I met really interesting characters that night but I lost the one I came with! Thank god Daryl rang me and told be he was out front. I retrieved my coat and found him holding a rose he purchased from a homeless man, (What a guy). Once again I split ways with Daryl, he went back home and I went to Carolyn’s loft. She was going to meet us at the bar but her fancy ass was working all night at a music video.

The night ended with me eating yogurt candies and talking for an hour non-stop. The next morning we all pieced together what happened and discovered many things that slipped my lil’ mind. Countless drunk phone calls, taxi rides, fake names, random mack sesh with what’s-his-name and stage dancing.

Come on, who doesn’t love nights like this?

WANTED FOR A DUET Male (Age 20-27), great singing voice, plays...

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 17:26:00 -0500

WANTED FOR A DUET

Male (Age 20-27), great singing voice, plays the guitar (piano is a bonus), likes animals and ketchup.

To all my sleepless nights… “A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow” - Charlotte...

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 00:45:50 -0500

To all my sleepless nights…

“A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow” - Charlotte Bronte

Oh you.

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 00:03:41 -0500

Oh you.

I love you, Larry David.

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 00:48:55 -0500

I love you, Larry David.

I’m sure if you’re reading this, you have heard of the Oscar winning documentary...

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 03:30:00 -0500

I’m sure if you’re reading this, you have heard of the Oscar winning documentary “The Cove”, which exposes the gruesome dolphin slaughter that takes place in Taiji, Japan annually. Canadian activist Brooke McDonald was able to take photographs of the dolphin drive and send them around to media outlets. Her photos stirred up support from North American’s which then led to the making of “The Cove”. It is a really great article, however very disturbing. Read it on Adventure Journal here: http://www.adventure-journal.com/2010/10/the-girl-who-broke-the-cove-story/

Switch it up, I can’t help my crazy mane. Apparently...

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:41:28 -0500

Switch it up, I can’t help my crazy mane.

Apparently I’m notorious for capturing each hair-don’t in their glory.

Love, love, love!

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 23:03:04 -0500

Love, love, love!

Considering I am still awake, I might as well take my multi vitamin, wash it down with some tea, and...

Thu, 09 Dec 2010 05:22:54 -0500

Considering I am still awake, I might as well take my multi vitamin, wash it down with some tea, and watch a Noam Chomsky documentary from the 80’s. Maybe it would be wise to actually give a crap about the political economy of the mass media. Oh wait.

School, you will not defeat me. Even though I have an exam in 2.5 hours, have yet to sleep and feel unprepared to say the least. Then there’s the fact I’m blogging at a time when I should be buried in my text book.

Sigh. Good morning all. Please have a wonderful day.

CHRISTMAS! LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY! BALLLIN’!

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 12:56:04 -0500

CHRISTMAS! LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY! BALLLIN’!

We’ve become very religious in worshipping greed.

Sun, 28 Nov 2010 21:50:00 -0500

We’ve become very religious in worshipping greed.

He half thinks. I half speak. We understand.

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 02:02:00 -0500

He half thinks. I half speak. We understand.

Nighty night.

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 00:21:11 -0500

Nighty night.

Dear Beatles, as much as I love you, I disagree with “All you need is love”. All I need...

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 02:13:06 -0500

Dear Beatles, as much as I love you, I disagree with “All you need is love”. All I need is money. Money can in fact but me happiness, a stressless life, the things I need and want. Ahhhhh, but I am poor. Oh so bloody poor.

I need to make me some chedda and pronto! Selling ones body is out of the question, but all other ideas I am open to. IDEAS, IDEAS, IDEAS! And I do have a job thank you very much, and attend school full-time too. So time is an obvious obstacle. Help. I will also take donations, Pay-Pal, money order…

Just a few kitties on the town. I must say, we always manage to...

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 00:38:16 -0500

Just a few kitties on the town. I must say, we always manage to have a good time. Muah!

Drunk. Brunk. Dlogging. Yes, I am blogging under the influence while watching Sex and the City 2...

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 03:19:52 -0500

Drunk.

Brunk. Dlogging. Yes, I am blogging under the influence while watching Sex and the City 2 with my gay and friend Sara. Man; Liza Minnelli is weird and should not dance or preform ever again. Also Smartfood is the best bagged treat of them all. Tonight i won Coors Light slippers, go me! I have class at 9 a.m. so I shall hit the hay. Nighty night babes.

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 13:15:43 -0500

As I live on planet Earth, and reside in Ontario - Canada, I would like to visit the rest of my great country. However, I would LOVE to do a Euro trip in the near future.

MA BOI RONALDO! Oh baby, oh baby!

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 14:39:23 -0500

MA BOI RONALDO!

Oh baby, oh baby!